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Post by isa odette pomme on Aug 2, 2009 19:34:52 GMT -5
reserved for; zakery arthur murphy. [/size] [/center]  itsyB I T S Yisa[/i][/center] artieartieartieartieartieartieartieeeeee. will you talk to meee? i'm sitting here with snowball and he's encouraging me to talk to you. he says, "isa! isa talk to artie!" so i said, "okay, snowball, i'll talk to artie!" and now i'm talking to you! ;3
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Post by zakery arthur murphy on Aug 2, 2009 20:02:05 GMT -5
 ohheyzakery!ISSAAA!! dahlin'! i miss you! how're you?? blackey misses snowball. he told me so.
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Post by isa odette pomme on Aug 2, 2009 20:17:43 GMT -5
itsyB I T S Yisa [/i][/center] awee i'm good, and i miss you too!! and snowball misses blackey, because he told me so! (because everyone knows that i can speak the language of big black mammoth dogs.) we need to do something, preferably very soon.
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Post by zakery arthur murphy on Aug 2, 2009 20:21:02 GMT -5
ohheyzakery! yeah well... i don't exactly talk so that idea's shot. i uhmm, sign language it out of him? haha, i don't have a clue. :D i sign language with seizures in white fur. i knoww, we gotta do something soooon cause i'm booorred and sick of sitting at hoooome all aloooone
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Post by isa odette pomme on Aug 2, 2009 20:28:41 GMT -5
itsyB I T S Yisa [/i][/center] awh artie you shouldn't sit at home alone that can't be fun. you can always come over here with blackey, you silly goose. and we'll... play checkers or something. and of course you could sign language it out of him! i sign to snowball all the time. only most of the time he just gives me that stupidly adorable headtilt that says he can't comprehend my flib-jibbin' signing and i go, "snowball, you're hopeless."
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Post by zakery arthur murphy on Aug 2, 2009 20:31:31 GMT -5
ohheyzakery! yeahh well... its a far walk! or something. i don't have a very good excuse. blackey usually does the same thing to me, or he just sits there and barks endlessly and it's practically impossible to shut him up. then the neighbors come, and they're all like SHUT THAT DOG UP, and i can't really do anything about it and then they yell at me and i just kinda close the door and walk away.
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Post by isa odette pomme on Aug 2, 2009 20:36:47 GMT -5
itsyB I T S Yisa [/i][/center] your neighbors yell at you? that's terrible! the most mine do is say, "i can't believe she owns such a gross big dog" or "i wonder how much that beast eats" and i kinda sit there going, "...yeah, he is pretty beastly." 'cause he is. and he smells atrocious.
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Post by zakery arthur murphy on Aug 2, 2009 21:00:43 GMT -5
ohheyzakery! awh! no need for a smelly snowball! give him a bath! yeah, they yell at me. it makes me sad inside. i'd yell back, but y'know. i'm kind of vocally challenged. i wonder what i would sound like. i'd be deep! and manly!!
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Post by isa odette pomme on Aug 2, 2009 21:12:29 GMT -5
itsyB I T S Yisa [/i][/center] i will give him a bath! i will, i will, i will!
your voice... you know i've thought about that before, artie.
and i decided that you would sound like mufasa.
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Post by zakery arthur murphy on Aug 2, 2009 21:22:07 GMT -5
ohheyzakery! am i really mufasaesque? am i worthy of the mufasa voice? what if i sounded like a giiirrrl....
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Post by isa odette pomme on Aug 2, 2009 21:28:34 GMT -5
itsyB I T S Yisa [/i][/center] yes. you are mufasaesque. every time i look at you, i think of you saying "one day son, all this will be yours." you would sound like mufasa.
and if you sounded like a girl, you'd either sound like a really really girly girl, or one of those old women with a boston accent who's been a chain smoker their whole life.
i can see that.
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Post by zakery arthur murphy on Aug 2, 2009 21:40:44 GMT -5
ohheyzakery! i'd be a prettyy girll! with my pretty black haiirrr and my blue eyesss! :D you'd be jealous. i'd be such a pretty little girl.
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Post by isa odette pomme on Aug 2, 2009 21:43:38 GMT -5
itsyB I T S Yisa [/i][/center] which is exactly why i think you'd be the chain smoker woman. because if you were a pretty girl you'd probably be prettier than any girl who's ever existed, artie. therefore, you must have an unattractive voice to take away from your already attractive face.
it's very strategic, don't you think?
(or you could just not be a girl altogether and go with my mufasa suggestion.)
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Post by zakery arthur murphy on Aug 2, 2009 21:53:45 GMT -5
ohheyzakery! pshhh, i'd be breakin' hearts all over the world. she's a maannnn eatttterrrr, make you buy carrrs, make you cut cards!! wish you never met her at all! i would totally go down in history as the prettiest girl alive. all the girls would be dieing to be me. oh yeah. but i don't wanna have that old aunt gertrude voice. well.. that's true. what if i was both? don't cha miss me?
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Post by isa odette pomme on Aug 2, 2009 22:03:44 GMT -5
itsyB I T S Yisa [/i][/center] what do you mean both? mufasa and the prettiest girl alive? artie, that kind of contradicts itself all over. i doubt that the prettiest girl alive would have a voice like mufasa, and if she did, that would be the scariest thing ever. i mean really - it would probably be the kind of thing to give children nightmares; more so than ronald mcdonald, even. (and that clown is one scary piece of chit.)
and yes i miss you. stop being so goddamn cute, you little turkey.
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